Description
Cute peas. Bad influence. Excellent shirt.
This heavyweight vintage-style tee brings soft comfort, bright green chaos, and one deeply questionable phrase together in a way that feels strangely correct. Featuring a cheerful pea graphic and the gloriously immature “Taste the Peaness” design, it’s the kind of shirt that gets laughs, double takes, and at least one person saying, “…okay, that’s terrible,” right before they admit they love it.
Made from soft, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed fit, it has that broken-in feel from the start without feeling flimsy. The heavyweight fabric gives it structure, the tubular knit keeps the shape clean, and the double-needle stitching helps it hold up through repeat wear, repeat washing, and repeat bad decisions. Great for market runs, garden nonsense, casual hangouts, or anywhere you feel like wearing a vegetable joke with full confidence.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for structure and durability
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit for everyday wear
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams
- Sizes S–4XL
- Sewn-in label
- Available in multiple colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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